The Realm - Disclaimer

Sooner or later, I knew I'd need to add some kind of disclaimer, especially if the site started to take off. So, here it is.

Disclaimer: This is to notify everyone that I am not a part of TSR, Inc., WotC, or any other gaming company that I end up featuring on this site; and any and all logos, trademarks, and text from TSR, WotC, or other gaming products are not mine either. They are property of TSR, Inc., WotC, and/or other gaming systems; and have been used on this site for non-profit purposes. Original artwork not of TSR, WotC, or other gaming system; is to the best of my knowledge, public domain. If any art appears on this site and the legal rights are privately owned, please let me know and I will remove the image immediately. All original graphics, not of TSR, WotC, or other gaming systems; is copyrighted by TheRealm Productions, and may not be copied or used on other websites without permission of TheRealm Productions. Original text may be used for gaming and non-profit purposes only. Thank you.

Ok, with that out of the way, here's my personal disclaimer.

Disclaimer: TheRealm Productions, and any other sites connected with this site can not be held responsible for the following:

Drowning due to eating within an hour of swimming.
The end of the world as we know it.
You not winning the lottery, no matter how close or how far off you were.
Going blind for "certain" pleasurable solo habits you have picked up along the way.
Immaculate conception and/or condems malfunctioning.
Any dog that really does eat your homework.
Dropping the soap while incarcerated.
Crying due to spilled milk.
People who pass gas in crowded elevators.
The public school systems inability to turn out qualified fast food employees.
The term "fast food" being used at a place that cooks each french fry individually and raises and slaughters their own cows on the day you happen to be late and in a hurry.
Your boss telling you, "The good news is, I've approved that vacation you've been so concerned about making sure you have the time off for. The bad news is, it's approved because you're fired. Now get out!" (I swear. We aren't responsible!)
Any and all Elvis sightings.
Any and all trailor park alien sightings.
Inbreeding.
The toilet seat being left up.
GM's that kill your favorite character.
The Spicegirls.
The Hansons.
Michael Jackson (The later years)
The end of the Calvin & Hobbes comic strip.
The "friend" that always shows up unannounced, never leaves, never takes hints, thinks the world revolves around them, and eats all of your food and drinks your last beer.
Premature ejaculation.

Ok, that's the disclaimer for now. I'm sure as I think of more things we're not responsible for, they'll get added to the list.